Hey healthcare professionals and facility managers,
Our regional hospital faced a nightmare scenario when rats breached the neonatal unit and contaminated sterile supplies. We’re under strict CMS scrutiny and need solutions that balance efficacy with patient safety.
HEPA-filtered kill stations contain carcasses and airborne particles. Autoclave-compatible bins, NSF/ANSI 2-certified. Reduced OR contamination by 90% post-outbreak.
@BioSafetyPro Installed motion-activated UV traps in med storage. Zaps rats, sanitizes surfaces with 265nm light. Passed infection control audit… though the flickering confused dementia patients.
304 stainless steel mesh welded over duct joints. Withstands bleach washes and rat incisors. Cost 15kbutsaved2M in ventilator repairs from gnawed wiring!
Sealed shaft gaps with medical-grade silicone + copper wool. Rats can’t climb the greased cables now.
Pharma-grade CO2 foggers in basement corridors. Rats pass out in 30 secs, gas dissipates harmlessly. Perfect for areas near chemo storage, no chemical residues!
@OncologistOwl Nanoparticle peppermint gel on utility pipes. Non-aerosol, lasts 6 months. IRB-approved for asthma wards. Smells like a candy cane factory!
Turned rat spotting into a mandatory HIPAA module. Staff report via encrypted app, anonymous, panic-free. Found 3 nests in linen closets during trial week!
Gamified training with infrared “rat vision” goggles. Housekeepers compete to find hidden mock nests. Winner gets extra PTO. Engagement tripled!
During Joint Commission visits, activate UV-C “disinfection cycles” in problem zones. Rats avoid the light, inspectors see proactive measures. Got a compliance bonus for “innovation!”
Leaked a fake “therapy animal study” to local media. Headlines praised our “pioneering rat-assisted recovery program” instead of reporting infestations.