How to Control Mice in Your Attic?

Hello everyone!
After mice turned my attic into a 24/7 rave (complete with ​​acorn DJ sets​), I waged war using every method from TikTok hacks to CIA-level surveillance. Catastrophic fails:

  • ​Peppermint oil​​: Mice used soaked cotton balls as pillows.
  • ​​Ultrasonic plugs​​: Converted attic into a mouse karaoke lounge.
  • ​​Glue traps​: Caught 1 mouse, 3 bats, and my wedding ring.

Finally, ​thermal drones​​ revealed mice using HVAC ducts as highways. Sealed gaps with ​stainless steel mesh + fire caulk​​, deployed ​​AI-powered snap traps​​. But how do we reclaim attics without collapsing ceilings or violating wildlife laws?

Mice compress fiberglass insulation into ​​nest superhighways​​. Use ​Tensylon barrier fabric​​ ($4/sqft), chew-proof and vapor-permeable. Passes ASTM E84 fire codes. DIYers: Wear full hazmat suits!

Found 1930s newspapers in mouse nests, better preserved than my archives! ​​Freeze-dried feces​​ for museum display. EPA fined me $3k for ‘biohazard curation.’

Electrified gutter guards​ (12V) zapped mice climbing up. Fried 18 mice… and my Christmas lights. Now using ​​solar-powered rat zappers​​ disguised as fairy lights. HOA clueless!

Owl nesting boxes​​ reduced mice by 60%… until owls ate my fiber internet lines. Now mice stream Netflix via chewed coax cables. Nature finds a way.

Most policies exclude ​vermin damage​​.

Mice ate my tarot cards, now they predict the apocalypse. Installed ​​bone-chime alarms​​ (vertebrae + fishing line). Works 90% of the time, 100% creepy.

DIY exclusion in historic homes? Violates ​​NPS Preservation Guidelines​ ​ unless using 1900s-era materials.

@EcoWarrior1 Your owls hacked my Ring camera! Switched to ​​AI nest cams​​ with mouse facial recognition. Now get alerts like ‘Mickey detected @2AM.’ Disney lawyers incoming…